ermathursty:

Saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa.

ermathursty:

Saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa.

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1 hour ago
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giraffescanflytoo:

kurdtkocaine:

so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???

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and the next thing i know……

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Do you live in a Sims game

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2 hours ago
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whorville:

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

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15 hours ago
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greathaircut:

love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole

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15 hours ago
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instagrampa:

The only thing I do on facebook now is decide if I’m gonna wish someone happy birthday or not

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15 hours ago
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blankbabe:

we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones

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16 hours ago
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yellowcurvyfruit:

Oh hay guys I’m just a bear doin bear things don’t mind me

yellowcurvyfruit:

Oh hay guys I’m just a bear doin bear things don’t mind me

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1 hour ago
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classymike44:

The Parent Trap Dance.

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1 hour ago
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thehotgirlproject:

I want someone to run me under that icing waterfall

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1 hour ago
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phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur
I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?
It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….pop….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 
That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur

I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?

It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….pop….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 

That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

(via somanybitchesandhoes)

15 hours ago
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alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

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15 hours ago
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thelastasiantimelord:

son-of-mercury:

theramen:

starry-dawn:

merrymethods:

That cat is not even playful, he is downright -concerned- about this fucking penguin aelinawhwa

CAT: ARE YOU OKAY SMALL WIBBLY ANIMAL

S-sir? Sir, what are you-

Sir, are you-

Sir, please stop.

Sir

Are you okay?

I can’t remember if I blogged this or not but oh my fucking cute.

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15 hours ago
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